Lard Blimp

What is Lard Blimp?

1. Object or person that consumes large amounts of fattening products, making them so very large resembling a blimp.

2. Blimp that carries lard.

3. Michael Moore

"Daddy, look! It's the lard blimp!"

"No son, that's just Michael Moore."

See lard, blimp, fat, grease, michael moore

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