Lard Can Edit Meaning

1. Literally, "zapped nipple". Walk across a carpet on a dry day, then touch a companion - male or female - through their clothin..

1. A plastic chip of a certain thickness that is used to jimmy open locked doors. Bus passes are too thin, but an old expired credit card i..

1. This is used primarily by people in Hollwood to explain why they didn't show up at a planned event that they promised to attend. A..