Lard Cart

What is Lard Cart?

motorized scooter-style shopping cart intended for use by the disabled but often used and abused by shoppers who are obese and lazy.

The fat lady decided it was too far to walk to the donut section of the store so she hopped on a lard cart.

Obeausity

1. The Theory that it would be easier to change our definition of beauty than to loose weight Instead of liking thin girls, ive turned to ..

I Like Cheese!

1. used in the 70s refered to when saying that something is excellent!!! or sexellent! another cathch phrase! human: so i just won the jac..

Hales

1. the fucking shit. You're a beast, you're such a hales. See haley, hale, beasy, awesome, amazing..

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