Lard Cart

What is Lard Cart?

motorized scooter-style shopping cart intended for use by the disabled but often used and abused by shoppers who are obese and lazy.

The fat lady decided it was too far to walk to the donut section of the store so she hopped on a lard cart.

Internal Massage

1. Another term for fingering - originates in a role playing act in which the male acts as a "naughty" massage therapist and the ..

Zesty Mess

1. Something so out of hand and lacking any control, but in a spicy and strangely interesting sort of way. After meeting with her 5 times,..

Backsquatch

1. an overgrowth of hair in or around the back area. Upper or Lower. Forming a sort of sweater vest effect. Larry need not buy sunscreen..

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