Lard Cart

What is Lard Cart?

motorized scooter-style shopping cart intended for use by the disabled but often used and abused by shoppers who are obese and lazy.

The fat lady decided it was too far to walk to the donut section of the store so she hopped on a lard cart.

Manufactured Crisis

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Fast Leaver

1. A person who exits quickly, without fanfair. Man he's a fast leaver. One minute he's there, the next he's gone. See exi..

Sweet Peen

1. an expression for something that is really cool. sweet peen! thanks for giving me a ride man. See awesome, cool, sweet, wow, far out..

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