Lard Cart

What is Lard Cart?

motorized scooter-style shopping cart intended for use by the disabled but often used and abused by shoppers who are obese and lazy.

The fat lady decided it was too far to walk to the donut section of the store so she hopped on a lard cart.

Zoopies

1. zoopies are created by wrapping a plastic bag tightly around the end of a stick, then lighting the plastic bag on fire. hold the stick 5..

I Wanted It Done Yesterday

1. used to describe that u want something quick done right away...waving a magic wand anytime u want, something done right away, as soon ..

Swe?!

1. when a retarded swedish kid tries to identify another swedish kid random guy1: SWE?!! random guy2: Ja See swe, swe?!, sweden, swedish..

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