Lard Cart

What is Lard Cart?

motorized scooter-style shopping cart intended for use by the disabled but often used and abused by shoppers who are obese and lazy.

The fat lady decided it was too far to walk to the donut section of the store so she hopped on a lard cart.

Eyelashes

1. Short curved hairs arranged along the upper and lower eyelids. Their function is to protect the eyes. A woman may flutter her eyelashes..

Jtuasi

1. the acronym for: "Just threw up and swallowed it" eg. Just saw Jane's facebook status which read, "I can't wai..

United Kingdom

1. The only place on earth that securely ties itself to a chair and then cordially invites all the scumbags of the world to come and rob it..

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