Lard Cart

What is Lard Cart?

motorized scooter-style shopping cart intended for use by the disabled but often used and abused by shoppers who are obese and lazy.

The fat lady decided it was too far to walk to the donut section of the store so she hopped on a lard cart.

W00tz

1. A sign of true accomplishment. "Sara and Alyssa just met Gabe Saporta, w00tz!" See w00t, w00, woohoo, 1337, horray..

H0nry

1. '1337' for 'horny', meaning one who is horny, or feels sexually aroused. omfgzz!!1shift+1 |// t3h h0nry l0l0l0l0l0l..

Zombie Stomp

1. military term used to describe the action of stomping your own shit down a shower drain because you are late to formation and exteremly ..

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