Lard Cart

What is Lard Cart?

motorized scooter-style shopping cart intended for use by the disabled but often used and abused by shoppers who are obese and lazy.

The fat lady decided it was too far to walk to the donut section of the store so she hopped on a lard cart.

Hairodynamics

1. (noun) The airflow in a car when driving with the windows rolled down. Can be good or bad. My perfect hairodynamics setup is the driver..

U.t.a.h.

1. Noun, Proper Noun, Verb, Adjective...what have you. Stands for "Up The Ass Hole." Commonly heard from red headed chics in Aust..

Negaversary

1. A day that is exactly 1 year before the planned event such as wedding (term originally coined by Sean Ryan). I'm going to get marr..

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