What is Lard Golem?
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An extremely obese woman who consumes edible objects in excess, the most advanced level of obesity.
See: Butter Troll
We called up lisa off the party line, and eddie says, "How does she hang her leg out like that when she is driving?" To our horror we realized it was her arm; she was a Lard Golem.
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Stuffing a piece of bread in someones mouth while commiting anal rape to keep them quiet.
Tim used the bread muffler on his cell mate D..
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very small; can hardley see it
1. Dude, your penis is a kan'ardley,so small, I kan'ardley see it!
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