Lard Golem

What is Lard Golem?


1.

An extremely obese woman who consumes edible objects in excess, the most advanced level of obesity.

See: Butter Troll

We called up lisa off the party line, and eddie says, "How does she hang her leg out like that when she is driving?" To our horror we realized it was her arm; she was a Lard Golem.


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