What is Lard Golem?
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An extremely obese woman who consumes edible objects in excess, the most advanced level of obesity.
See: Butter Troll
We called up lisa off the party line, and eddie says, "How does she hang her leg out like that when she is driving?" To our horror we realized it was her arm; she was a Lard Golem.
Random Words:
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to lose control of ones emotions and focus them violently outwards
Damn man, look out! that guy is kurking out and is lible to cut you!..
1.
To have sex through text messaging.
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Ex:
Bob: Dude I was text sexting with Betty for like 3 hours on my new phone!
Billy: Hope yo..
