Lard Lad

What is Lard Lad?


1.

One of your friends that has a lot of money, girls, and prestige but lacks cable television at his apartment. This friend can be found at your apartment watching your TV therefore dubbing himself a "lard lad".

Kyle: Yo dog we are gonna pick up a bag quick at lard lad's house, this kid is loaded but he ain't got cable!!

Eric: No cable? Damn I know that kid he's got everything except cable TV.

Kyle: I know, its whack

See lard lad, lars, cable, money, girls

2.

An extremely fat male.

Want some more fries, lard lad? Or a sixth cream cake?


61

Random Words:

1. name for a man who is very sexy and intruiging; sometimes gets aroused to other men Suzie: That guy over there is really cute. Josh: Y..
1. Clenching of a woman's exposed hymen with one's teeth. Man 1: Ya, I totally went bobbing for cherries with my step-daughters ..
1. When you're at a club/dance and you're getting super freaky with some girl from behind. "Man did you see Henri last nigh..