Lard Rock

What is Lard Rock?

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(Lame + Hard Rock) A new genre of music associated to bands that have a hard rock sound, yet have pussified lyrics and tones. It's always disguised as hard rock music and then the singer turns it into a puddle of diarrhea. Sometimes, it's just terrible rock music to begin with. Often confused with emo related music.

A Conversation Between Two Naive Rock Fans

Charlie: Wow, I've been listening to some new Lard Rock on Z-100. It's amazing!

Tom: Yeah, those two Nickelback songs "Someday" and "How You Remind Me" sound nothing alike!

Charlie: TOTALLY!!!!!! WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MUSIC!!!!

Tom: YEAH!!!!!! Put in some Limp Bizkit and let's ROCK!!! Girls love them!!

Nickelback, Creed, Godsmack, Fuel, Staind, Puddle Of Mudd, Cold, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit........you get the picture.

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