What is Lard Smuggler?
1.
A person who is overweight and wears clothes to try and cover up their fatness. ie. A fat not obease woman who shows off her big tits but trys to cover up her spare tire and chunky ass.
Martha has a big rack but tries to cover up the rest of her fatness, she is such a lard smuggler.
See
Random Words:
1.
1) A burning sensation of the anus regardless of cause, which can be many; diarrhea from spicy foods, anal sex, etc...
2) A person who ..
1.
Quite Possibly the longest Polach last name around,also to be known as the Pope to his closest followers and best firends Enjoys to get ..
1.
Undergarments that cover a hairy vagina.
"I'd love to take you home and pull off your Squirrel Cover with my teeth so I can g..