What is Lard Smuggler?
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A person who is overweight and wears clothes to try and cover up their fatness. ie. A fat not obease woman who shows off her big tits but trys to cover up her spare tire and chunky ass.
Martha has a big rack but tries to cover up the rest of her fatness, she is such a lard smuggler.
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No meaning... It just sounds dirty...
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Someone who sodomises science-fiction fanatics and computer programmers.
"Cor blimey, he's a right nerd turd burglar!"..
