Lard-ass

What is Lard-ass?


1.

lard-ass n. A person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. Lard-asses usually eat Taco Bell three times a day with a Burger King snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else's money. Other characteristics of a lard-ass include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull personality, lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him/her.

Cheryl is such a worthless lard-ass that when her ex-husband was being arrested, all she could think about was getting food from Del Taco.

See mooch, lazy, cow, fat, glutton

2.

1. Someone who is fat, lazy or stupid.

2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.

3. Someone who has a fat ass.

Marisa eats so much, she's such a lard-ass!

See fat-ass, lazy bum, fatty, booty-do


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