What is Lardass?
1.
a fat person, someone who eats a lot, wide-load
my friends lardass girlfriend ate my house.
2.
An extremely fat kid that refuses to go on a diet and stop playing World of Warcraft.
Cries alot when left out of everything.
Hated by everyone because hes a fatass ninja..
"Lardass will never get a group again after we post this on the forums"
"In the name of France I Conquer this bread"
"Hunters deserve melee weapons like rogues"
"Hunters are useful group members"
3.
As in "Pulling a Lardass".
Avowing to a web community that you are leaving them all for good, and then returning the very next day apologetic or under a new handle. Attestations of "I'm Leaving! I'm Leaving!" usually accompany this behavior.
Mike: "Man- I have GOT to quit this website, I am gonna get fired!"
Bob: "Ah. Pulling a Lardass, I see"
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4.
1. A fatass
2. The white solid or semisolid rendered fat of a hog's ass
When people are obessed, they tend to have a lardass.
