Lardbanger Edit Meaning

1. a spread to put on toast made of the oozing puss from acne mmmmmm , i just love my zit-whiz on toast in the morning See gross, jam..

1. N. Foolishness; idiotic behavior. Dammit Jim, will you stop it with that cockasserie? I'm trying to work here! See cock, ass, co..

1. A hermit that lives in a block of flats in Stoke. (also has a ginger beard and has lost the plot, see above) Are you coming out tonight..