Lardon

What is Lardon?

1.

An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).

Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.

See lard, on, lardon, lardo

2.

The short stub of the penis that actually makes it outside the body when an obese man gets an erection.

Hardon? Lardon more like...

3.

An erection gained by being attracted to a fat girl.

Hey Ricky, check out that fat girl over there.

Yeh, she's well fit. i've got a lardon!

See hardon, lobon, boner, stiffy, erection

4.

chubby erection (alt. lard-on)

"When we were doing excersises at Weight Watchers and I totally got a lardon."

See hard-on, hardon, erection, boner, dong, weiner
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