What is Lardon?
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An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).
Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.
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The short stub of the penis that actually makes it outside the body when an obese man gets an erection.
Hardon? Lardon more like...
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An erection gained by being attracted to a fat girl.
Hey Ricky, check out that fat girl over there.
Yeh, she's well fit. i've got a lardon!
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4.
chubby erection (alt. lard-on)
"When we were doing excersises at Weight Watchers and I totally got a lardon."
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