Lardpockets Edit Meaning

1. Getting a handjob with a finger up your ass while having your testicles licked. Laura is so popular, she gives zesty Italians on the fi..

1. A jackass wearing a sun visor at a 45-degree angle, so it does nothing to block the sun from his eyes and everything to block the view o..

1. A slight case of mental slowness which can be seen with the symptoms of: overtexting, breathy words, and a overall sense of epic fail D..