Lards Edit Meaning

1. to wipe your cock on a posh birds curtains after shagging her. I shagged that lady muck until I sprayed my muck and zuggled nicely on h..

1. when you hold in your pee when drunk to keep the buzz longer. "i have to pee but i want to stay buzzed so i'm going to zip th..

1. pronounced: big-ist mass mer-der-ers in hih-ster-ee (list) rules to qualify: be human, responsible for deaths, and recorded in history..