Lards Edit Meaning

1. Giant, beefy, mean looking penis. Reba sighed with pleasure as Klaus broke out his ubercock. See randy johnson..

1. A mile run attempted after eating a full box of donuts. The mile is considered successful if the runner does not throw up. We all ran a..

1. Gafin french. Fag in french is 'pédé', thus the backwardsness. Gaf also stands for Gay-Ass-Fucker Oui, tu es un édép! Voul..