Lards Edit Meaning

1. Someone below the height of five foot, with the attitude that you're amazing, when really you hate yourself and cry in dark corners..

1. When you shit on a womans chest then proceed to thrust your penis in between her large breasts using your feces as lubercation. See JP ..

1. Someone who is famous, i.e. is featured in Vanity Fair magazine, on the E! channel, et al., but has no talent other than being a slutty ..