Lardster

What is Lardster?

Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile.

I nicked his cell fone and did the off. No way that lardster was going to catch me.

Etiquacy

1. et-i-qu-acy eh-ti-kissy -noun 1. latin derivitive of the french word for etiquette, elevator etiquacy 2. conventionalism requirement..

Rent-a-di

1. Many malls in the Bostonarea contain security guards which wear hats very similar to Drill Instructors or state police, hence; Rent-A-Dr..

Thumping The Lemur

1. a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping ..

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