Lardster

What is Lardster?

Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile.

I nicked his cell fone and did the off. No way that lardster was going to catch me.

Post It

1. Measurement for a man's penis. I know someone who has a 3 post-it note penis. 1 post it = 2 inches See post, it, size, inches..

Vertimaid

1. Is exactly like a mermaid, except is split vertically. This leads to various problems like swimming and going to the bathroom. I dare y..

Shitnitzle

1. your personal shit shiznitshitzleshit Yo homey don't you fuck with my shitnitzle, or I will stab yo arse mofo. See shitzle, shizn..

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