Lardster

What is Lardster?

Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile.

I nicked his cell fone and did the off. No way that lardster was going to catch me.

Ripe Banana Peel Back

1. The back and forth hand action of a hand job given to a man with a erect, curved, and uncircumsized penis. Lou's girlfriend offere..

Verbal Bondage

1. the art of seducing people with verbal implications of the suggestive, flirtatious or just downright graphic. verbal bondage is used to ..

Erector Protector

1. A method originally developed by Sizzle, in which a pillow is used to hide an erection, during a movie or at another unacceptable time. ..

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