Lardster

What is Lardster?

Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile.

I nicked his cell fone and did the off. No way that lardster was going to catch me.

Zoom-zoom Sized

1. A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials. I cannot give you a proper..

Isla

1. noun. a person who is able to make someone else happier than they have ever been. who makes them smile and laugh and feel happy with t..

Fluff Muffin

1. A big puffy Vaginawith fluff covering it. Not too sexy. sophie pulled down her pants to reaveal a smelly fluff muffin which paul was gl..

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