Lardster

What is Lardster?

Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile.

I nicked his cell fone and did the off. No way that lardster was going to catch me.

Ilovu

1. An abbreviated way of expressing one’s love to another (such as a significant other) without everyone in the room knowing. Pronounced: ..

Hootie Pucker

1. a tent like structure with sheer sheets wrapped around it. Generally has chairs in it. The Farnam House. We hung out in the hootie puck..

Quality Not Quantity

1. Phrase used by those with a small penis and therefore intended to imply that size doesn’t matter. Hey, stop laughing, it's quality..

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