What is Lare-bear?
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an overly narcisistic closet case homosexual who poses as simply metro, often seen in clubs picking up women, only to pull the old "this never happens, I'm going through alot right now" routine, followed by dropping them off at home and asking about a younger brother. When not at clubs or at etelecare, a Lare Bear is often found singing justin timberlake songs to himself and or masturbating either while staring into a mirror or at pictures of himself.
"Hey did you go home with that Lare-Bear last night?" ,
"Yeah , but he just blasted justin timberlake all the way home, then just dropped me off, and I think he was hitting on my brother in high school"
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