Larken Edit Meaning

1. Just can't see my ass coming into work today. Boss, bad news the doctor has told me I have a serious case of rectal glaucoma.I hav..

1. An inability to complete basic tasks as a direct result of being hungover I was unable to drive today due to a severe case of the feebl..

1. The act of performing a donkey punch except instead of punching you zap your girl with a Taser. I totally did an electric donkey on my ..