What is Larkinsdad?
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The eventual result of becoming a larkin and the explanation of a larkin's paternal lineage. A larkinsdad is a crouching, child-hungry paedophile that lurks in the dark recesses of public gathering places hoping to steal a child for illicit pleasures. Can usually be spotted by their loping rodent-like gait, and crack-meth attention span.
The larkinsdad's unitelligible screams at the larkin caused the children to run away in terror.
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The circular, red mark that appears upon one's leg after the person's legs are crossed for a long time.
Crystal got an eskimo..
