Larkinsdad

What is Larkinsdad?


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The eventual result of becoming a larkin and the explanation of a larkin's paternal lineage. A larkinsdad is a crouching, child-hungry paedophile that lurks in the dark recesses of public gathering places hoping to steal a child for illicit pleasures. Can usually be spotted by their loping rodent-like gait, and crack-meth attention span.

The larkinsdad's unitelligible screams at the larkin caused the children to run away in terror.

See larkin, pervert, pedophile, paedophile, pedobear, crack, meth, cumshit, trizzle, HPI


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