What is Larry?
1.
Noun
Someone who is lost, confused, unkempt, wild-eyed, looney, smooth, mustachioed, perverted, goofbally, often heckled, and missing teeth. A Larry will exhibit one or more of these qulaities as well as anything else that pegs him as an oddball. Often a Larry is spotted and called out with a "Hey Larry!"
Her friend warned against dating the boy from Altoona because he was displaying some very "Larry" like qualities.
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2.
loving, wonderful and kind. very sexy and wild in bed.
hardheaded but very wonderfully loving
"mmm i want me a larry"
"that guys name must be larry, just because hes hotttttt"
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3.
a comical yet crazy guy. often loud and obnoxious.
-yo you see that sick bastard over there yelling and screamin?
-haha yea hes gotta be a larry
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4.
1) Douchebag; nerd; dickhead;ass clown; ass hat; etc.
2) Obnoxious prick
God, look at that guy over there with the acid washed 90's jeans and cop mustache. What a fucking Larry.
See larry , d-bag , assclown , asshat , tool
5.
An abnormally small penis...usually between 1-2 inches at its maximum capability.
Michelle: Hey how was your date last night?
Dylania: Omg, he took off his pants and I thought he was a girl, but I looked closer and it was really just a larry.
Michelle: Poor guy, he will be a virgin forever.
See virgin , small , abnormal , dylania , dick , wang , tiny
6.
v. The act of opening a beer and not finishing the entire can or bottle.
Person 1- Did you see him take that beer and not finish it?
Person 2- Yea, that guy Larry's a beer everytime he comes over, lock the door the next time.
See beers , mooching , spilling , pussy , tihs
7.
Good weed. The piff. Crippy. ANy type of good weed.
we need some larry in our life he always makes it better.
S: Yo where that nigga larry at?
Z: Hes comin, he wanna get you high.
See larry , crippy , chronic , weed , trees
God, look at that guy over there with the acid washed 90's jeans and cop mustache. What a fucking Larry.
An abnormally small penis...usually between 1-2 inches at its maximum capability.
Michelle: Hey how was your date last night?
Dylania: Omg, he took off his pants and I thought he was a girl, but I looked closer and it was really just a larry.
Michelle: Poor guy, he will be a virgin forever.
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6.
v. The act of opening a beer and not finishing the entire can or bottle.
Person 1- Did you see him take that beer and not finish it?
Person 2- Yea, that guy Larry's a beer everytime he comes over, lock the door the next time.
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7.
Good weed. The piff. Crippy. ANy type of good weed.
we need some larry in our life he always makes it better.
S: Yo where that nigga larry at?
Z: Hes comin, he wanna get you high.
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