What is Larryitis?
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The incapability of walking on any other outdoor surface when a sidewalk is present. Behavior often exhibited by extremely anal types or Germans.
Dude, why did you just walk an extra mile on the sidewalk instead of cutting across the lawn? No doubt you've been stricken with Larryitis.
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A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.
My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the..