Lart Edit Meaning

1.

Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool

1. n. In the collective mythos of scary devil monastery, this is an essential item in the toolkit of every BOFH. The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally goes with the job. Perennial debates rage on alt.sysadmin.recovery over what constitutes the truly effective LART; knobkerries, semiautomatic weapons, flamethrowers, and tactical nukes all have their partisans. Compare clue-by-four.

2. v. To use a LART. Some would add "in malice", but some sysadmins do prefer to gently lart their users as a first (and sometimes final) warning.

3. interj. Calling for one's LART, much as a surgeon might call "Scalpel!".

4. interj. rare Used in flames as a rebuke. "LART! LART! LART!"

I shall LART you appropriatly.

2.

a liquid fart

I was about to let rip with what at first seem a normal bubbly fart, until I got the unmistakable feeling of liquidleaking from my bung hole, at which point I knew I had a juicylart on deck and I would be left with swamp ass for the rest of the day.

See rip, bubbly, fart, leaking, bung, hole, liquid, juicy, swamp ass

3.

a laughing fart, when you laugh so hard and uncontrollably that you squeeze one out, by accident.

Mark:(telling a really funny joke)

EJ: omg omg rotfl lol omg oh shit i just larted

See lart, larted, laughing, fart, funny, uncontrollable, omg, rotfl, lol, accident

4.

1. When one laughs so hard they fart. (Laugh + Fart= Lart.)

Joslyn's laughter turned to shame when a loud lart shot out of her arse.

See laugh, laughing, fart, farted, farting

5.

To laugh and pass wind (fart) simultaneously.

Hey Jude, what was that suspicious sound that came from your buttock while you were laughing? I'm sorry Peter, i larted!

See laughing, and, farting, at, the, same, time

6.

To laugh until one looses the ability to control bodily fuctions, usually emitting an anal explosion.

Dude! Every time you tell me that joke, I lart.

7.

Origin: an unimaginably intense game of scrabble.

(n)-Used to identify someone or something as being a fat loser (combination between lard and a fart)

(adj)-larty/unlarty-used to describe one who is/isn't a lart

-Yo, you see that goofy Frank kid???

-Yeah dude, what a friggin' lart!