What is Las Cruces?
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A desert community made up of rich middle aged and old people from California, the natives who hate them, the mexicans who make up the entire minimum wage work force and steal jobs from wholesome protestants, and their kids who write on gutters in the outskirts of town.
"Hey, want to go to Las Cruces this weekend?"
"I'd rather go straight to hell and be sodomized by satan."
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New Mexico's second largest city and the asshole of America. Stay away.
border patrol agent : what is your business heading to las cruces today senior?
dumb mexican : ORDALE, VAMOS A WALMART WEY!
Random Words:
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a falsehood so heinous as to be worthy of incoherent, spluttered response.
Hipster 1: So Rob says you smurfed him in the carpark...
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To feel rejuvinated and energized at the same time.When you feel too drunk to say 2words.
Omg..i was soo hung over this morning but now..
