Las Cruces

What is Las Cruces?


1.

A desert community made up of rich middle aged and old people from California, the natives who hate them, the mexicans who make up the entire minimum wage work force and steal jobs from wholesome protestants, and their kids who write on gutters in the outskirts of town.

"Hey, want to go to Las Cruces this weekend?"

"I'd rather go straight to hell and be sodomized by satan."

See town, new mexico

2.

New Mexico's second largest city and the asshole of America. Stay away.

border patrol agent : what is your business heading to las cruces today senior?

dumb mexican : ORDALE, VAMOS A WALMART WEY!


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