Las Vegas Spatula

What is Las Vegas Spatula?


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Use your dick and wedge it between your partner's butt cheeks. Make room for an egg, place the egg in his/her butt hole. Have him/her crack the egg w/ their ass cheeks, scramble the egg around with your dick.

Jimmy woke up one sunday morning craving a Las Vegas Spatula. Luckily your Mom was right there with a carton of eggs. :)

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