Las Vegas Wake-up

What is Las Vegas Wake-up?


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You're on spring break in Vegas with some of your frat brothers and you meet these chicks from Minnesota or some shit. At 7 a.m. you finally crawl into their hotel room to pass out. Suddenly, you wake up feeling something weird and you notice the girl next to you is giving you a hand job.

Ex-girlfriend: How was vegas?

Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.

Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?

Guy: No, we just slept.

6 months later...

Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!

See vegas, hand job, wake-up, drunk, funny


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