Laser Edit Meaning

1.

Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

Mr. Arnold: So, who's gay enough to know what 'LASER' stands for?

Crazy Hobo: Oooo--Ooo, me! Raises hand

Mr. Arnold: Yeeess? Raises eyebrow at Hobo

2.

what should be 'freaking' attached to the heads of sharks in Dr. Evils lair, but he has ill tempered sea bass instead

3.

A technology that is useful for creating high-intensity, coherent, unidirectional light.

It works like this: Atoms of a particular material are excited (given energy) by various means (usually by applying a current); when more atoms in this material are 'excited' than 'stable' a light beam is passed through the material which causes the 'excited' atoms to revert back to their 'stable' state (sometimes in stages); this stimulates the emission of additional light; the process is repeated until the light beam is amplified to the desired energy, at which stage it leaves the system.

To understand how a laser works you need to learn quantum mechanics and atomic and nuclear physics.

See lasers, photons, atom, light

4.

Synonym for "cool". Used especially when one wants to draw attention to one's own dorkiness, as this term itself is dorky. For instance, one could use it to describe something which is cool only because oneself is a dork.

Alice: Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"

Bob: hahaha laser!

See cool, awesome, sweet, uncool, dorky

5.

A gun used to zap people with and shit

I'll shoot you with my lazor piece.

Pew! Pew! Pow! Zap! Boing!

See sux0r

6.

1. A device that converts incident electromagnetic radiation of mixed frequencies to discrete frequencies of highly amplified and coherent ultraviolet, visible, or infrared radiation.

2. The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.

1. I'm going to use my laser to point at this piece of paper

2. person 1: shotgun

person 2: laser

person 1: god damn it.

See shotgun, lazer, lazor, cobain, bitch

7.

"Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation"

Don't point that laser in my eye I might go blind!

See laser, red, radiation