Laser Eyes

What is Laser Eyes?


1.

The best mother-fucking superpower known to man.

Ammo includes but isn't limited to:

- lasers

- fire extinguisher

- hot dogs

- money

- firey stuff that makes rockets take off

- bullets

- more hot dogs

Pew! Pew! Zap! Ka-pow! Boom!

Laser eyes kick serious ass!

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