What is Laser Eyes?
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The best mother-fucking superpower known to man.
Ammo includes but isn't limited to:
- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs
Pew! Pew! Zap! Ka-pow! Boom!
Laser eyes kick serious ass!
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