Laser Fish

What is Laser Fish?


1.

a fish that produces a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase.

TOM:

"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."

PHIL:

"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."

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