What is Laser Pendulum?
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A laser pendulum is one physical form of God, A.K.A. Chuck Norris. The power of the laser pendulum is so fearsome that the Roman Catholic Church has begun using it in place of "Amen" at the end of prayers. It's sheer epic awesomeness means that any being who does not fully appreciate its existence and worship its almighty pwnage is not worthy of life.
No form of communication can express the ultimateness of the laser pendulum satisfactorily enough to appease the-
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The pocket on an overshirt thats by the titty
dude just put it in your titty pocket...
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When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus promp..
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What Sora from Kingdom Heartssays after receiving the Keyblade.
*Keyblade appears randomly into Sora's hand*
Sora: "KEYBLADE..
