What is Laser Pendulum?
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A laser pendulum is one physical form of God, A.K.A. Chuck Norris. The power of the laser pendulum is so fearsome that the Roman Catholic Church has begun using it in place of "Amen" at the end of prayers. It's sheer epic awesomeness means that any being who does not fully appreciate its existence and worship its almighty pwnage is not worthy of life.
No form of communication can express the ultimateness of the laser pendulum satisfactorily enough to appease the-
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a cross between a jack russel and a poodle
John, John, i just got a jack-a-doodle
Really mommy? oh thats great
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A cocktail originating at 20 Ellery St. in Cambridge, Massachusetts in 2008.
3 part vodka
1 part peach schnapps
4 part orange juice
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Used to express excitment beyond all excitment. Has no real meaning. Used in email subject field to show receiver how excited you are.
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