What is Laser Pendulum?
1.
A laser pendulum is one physical form of God, A.K.A. Chuck Norris. The power of the laser pendulum is so fearsome that the Roman Catholic Church has begun using it in place of "Amen" at the end of prayers. It's sheer epic awesomeness means that any being who does not fully appreciate its existence and worship its almighty pwnage is not worthy of life.
No form of communication can express the ultimateness of the laser pendulum satisfactorily enough to appease the-
The guy who wrote that just died.
See
Random Words:
1.
what you say at a club or bar to a puffed out chested guy when you need to get through to get to the bar, which is why you are REALLY at..
1.
we use this phrase when during a conversation, somebody tells the name of somebody who did something, and you get so surprised about it ..
