Laser Pointer

What is Laser Pointer?


1.

A fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness

2.

1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.

2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.

3.A excersise machine for cats.

4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations

5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.

DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.

What are you going to do with it?

Probaly play with my cat later.

See cats, geeks, ms, lasers

3.

1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.

2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.

I had so much fun watching Bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.

See laser, pointer, laugh

4.

Geek penis, as referred to in Can't Hardly Wait.

Girl 2: He asked me to hold his laser pointer!

William Lichter: Now, ladies, ladies, please. Both of you can hold my laser pointer anytime.

See dick, peepee, wang, schlong

5.

A way to someone to bust a cap in ya in LA.

Yo. Put that pointer in the glovebox before someone caps yo ass!


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