What is Laser Shits?
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When you have eaten something dodgy or drank too much and your shits turn into liquid. When you go to relieve yourself, your sphincter only opens a tiny amount before the liquid shit starts to squirt out in a narrow beam - This is a 'laser shit'.
"Hey Dave, what's up with you mate?"
"aaah mate I ate some dodgy street food last night and im suffering from a severe case of laser shits today"
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A football player born in Barcelona, Spain.
Signed for Liverpool from Barcelona in 2004 under new manager Rafael Benitez.
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When you go down on, or have sex with a recently open scar from surgery on your mate.
Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night."
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