Laser Shits

What is Laser Shits?


1.

When you have eaten something dodgy or drank too much and your shits turn into liquid. When you go to relieve yourself, your sphincter only opens a tiny amount before the liquid shit starts to squirt out in a narrow beam - This is a 'laser shit'.

"Hey Dave, what's up with you mate?"

"aaah mate I ate some dodgy street food last night and im suffering from a severe case of laser shits today"

See laser, beam, shit, diarrhea, poo


54

Random Words:

1. A Hebrew word which means "answer," yet also means "excuse." One can only give a teretz to a "kasha" - a ..
1. a gental insertion of the toes to the nostrals while making love to a woman in the butt I ping snoted her untill she bled like she was ..
1. Violet Beauregarde's mom in the 2005 version of the movie. She is of a linked-mind to her, exclusion to her daughter's chewing..