Lasermoose

What is Lasermoose?


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An etremely rare creature which has been found is some remotre jungles of Colombia and southwestern Peru. This freak of nature is a standard moose with deadly laser sight capabilites. Precision guided and effective at very long ranges, the LaserMoose targets its prey from up to 8 miles away and charges it at speeds ranging anywhere from 80-120 miles an hour. The LaserMoose is extremely deadly and venemous, and should be treated with extreme caution. While the LMAC (LaserMoose Activist Club) may tell you otherwise, the LaserMoose is one of the ten most deadly creatures in the world. May God help any one who crosses paths with the LaserMoose!

"Sir, a LaserMoose is in the distance!"

"God help us boy! Take cover!!"

CRasH! BlasT!

Silence....


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