What is Lashia?
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The God of all that is good in this world. A 'Lashia' is pretty-ful, and dumb people can't pronounce it. Lashia's make sexual advances on ducks and make violent references to small children for enjoyment, but people love her anyway. Don't make them angry though. They'll bust out their ghat on you.
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