Last Chook

What is Last Chook?


1.

The art of fondling one's penis so that the testis hang freely to sway ack and forth in a manner that of which can lead to pleasure

2.

The art of taking the head of ones penis in the fist and pulling it up straight in the air leaving the testicles dangling.

The last chook at woolworth's.

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3.

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.


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