What is Last Chook?
1.
The art of fondling one's penis so that the testis hang freely to sway ack and forth in a manner that of which can lead to pleasure
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The art of taking the head of ones penis in the fist and pulling it up straight in the air leaving the testicles dangling.
The last chook at woolworth's.
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3.
The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.
He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.
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The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.
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inability to function properly
She blew me so hard I was completely unfunctionable for hours afterwards.
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