Last Lap Syndrome

What is Last Lap Syndrome?

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Last Lap Syndrome - or LSS, is the annoying fucking disease that plagues racing games everywhere. It usually occurs on the last lap of a long, hard, and/or very important race.

Symptoms include:

* Ramming into a tiny rose bush that completely totals your car 5 feet from the finish line.

* Leading 99 percent of the race only to be passed by the A.I. while he simultaneously receives a blow job from your girlfriend and flips you off saying "SUCKA!"

* Head on collision with some stupid ass taxi that just had to pull out in front of you causing you to get in last.

* Leaving your sucky ass opponent completely totaled a mile away in his junker, only for him to recover as the best damn racer in the known world - then proceed to leave your slow ass rotting in the gutter while he blows passed you for the win.

Greg: How long have you been trying to beat this track?

Mike: Two days. But I'm in first now; I'm going to win!

Greg: ...

Mike: NOOO! I HIT A DAMN LEAF! I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME!

Greg: Heh, sounds like a case of Last Lap Syndrome.

Mike: DIE

See lss, games, ai, bullshit, bs, rape

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Last Lap Syndrome