Last Resort

What is Last Resort?


1.

1) the worst case option

2) the course of action when all else fails

3) the final frontier

1) With the game on the line, Coach Peterson had no choice but to put their last resort, Rudy The Hunchback, on the field.

See bench warmer, lepracy, gimp

2.

While at a social event, it is the guy/girl you know you can take home at the end of the night if you don't score with the girl/guy that you really want to hit. Usually of mediocre looks/intelligence/sex appeal.

The person with whom you will settle having sex with if your date decides 'I'm not that kind of girl/guy' and won't put out.

I was set to nail that MILF I met at the footbal game, but then her fuckin' kid sprained his ankle and couldn't spend the night at his friends house. I had to call that last resort slut on the skank block!

See fuck buddy, fwb, booty call, slut, mercy fuck, skank


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