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1. Contrary to popular belief, and opapotamus is not a hippopotamus, it just has matching DNA. "AW SNIP DAWG IT'S AN HIPPOPOTAMU..

1. Birth Control Glasses I've got my BCGs on- no wonder I get no play. See birth control, glasses, frames, the pill, four eyes 2. ..

1. The noise a car theif makes when you catch him breaking into your car and you hit him in the throat with his own baseball bat. Me: What..