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An alcoholic drink one needs to get going in the morning.
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The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.
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when a girl is skiing (giving two handjobs at the same time) while simultaneously sticking a dick in each of her arm pits and flapping h..