What is Late 20's?
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A time in ones life where its nearly impossible to binge drink on a weekday, stealing toilet paper from work instead of going to k-mart is unacceptable, and playing a pick-up game of B-ball means 3 days in bed rubbing bengay all over your body.
Johnny: "Wow, Jose Cuervo and I are just not friends anymore.... AND I threw out my back when the stripper was pouring champagne down my throat"
Johnny's wingman: "Welcome to your late 20's my friend"
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Someone who can hold a texting conversation while doing some other kind of task
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