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The state of being epic;
Episcocity is measured in Beowulfs. (bWs);
The metric measurement is Narrative Poems. (nPs)
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Someone whose standards are so low that they'll shag a monkey.
Dude, look at the grenade that monkey-slut's dancing with!..
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Oral sex, a good old fashioned slurp job. From the Latin - zippendius guzzleium.
His pulse quickened as she got down and gave him a sp..