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Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while vomiting uncontrollably.
Idiot1: LOL WUT U TOLKIN SOO CUTE LEIK TAHT 4??!!?!
Idiot2: LO..
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a mixed drink of my own creation which involves velveeta, balsamic vinagrette, and vodka. Stir to a mix and simmer and enjoy.
I was wo..
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When one's arm is too sore or in extreme pain due to excessive masturbation. Usually interferes with everyday activities and can ta..