Laundry Lottery

What is Laundry Lottery?


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Laundry Lottery

A situation where one finds cash in a random piece of clothing unexpectedly, where the subject receives and artificial sensation of euphoria, that last for about 5 seconds and feels as though they’ve won the $300 Million power ball. All negative thoughts quickly leave and regardless of the mood the subject is in, they will have a positive outlook on life for the remainder of the day. LL winners who find cash that they thought was originally spent, experience a dual sensation lasting approximately 10 seconds longer.

Situations that make winners of the laundry lottery.

(1) re-wearing clothes from a previous nights affair

(2) left over cash that survives a laundry run

(3) Disillusioned intoxication, where one forgets to pay random debts (e.g. waitresses, bartenders, drug dealers, etc).

Morpheus: “What the fuck are you smiling about?”

Bob: “ I just won the laundry lottery.”

Morpheus: “How much this time?”

Bob: “Found a c-note in my shirt that I forgot to give to the hooker last week”

See dirtbag, geyser, lush


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