What is Laura 2.0?
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The second in a line of legendary Orlandos. Laura 2.0 carries with her the Orlando curse which cannot be reversed. Any contact with 2.0 will result in a lifetime of unanswered questions and retarded statements. Laura evolved into 2.0 after a tragic high school girl fight. Beware of the consequences of speaking with Laura 2.0, you will be subjected to many mind-boggling "laura-isms". Caution is to be used at all times.
Chris- "Whats up Laura 2.0?"
Laura 2.0- "Hey guess what,when i get married im gonna have a husband!"
Chris- "I suddenly just got a headache."
Laura 2.0- Hey Joe, How do you say "uno" in spanish?
Joe- What the fuck?
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