What is Laura Trunx?
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Ahhh, May 26th, 1986. Just another day you say? No, certainly not just another day. It is the day of birth of our savior, Laura Truncali. When Laura was born in that manger, the three wise men brought her gifts. The first gift is that of magical alcohol consumption abilities. The first wiseman, Bob, waved his hand over baby Laura as he proclaimed, "This child will have superhuman drinking powers, that of a fish, or a man." And Bob baptized Laura with some Smirnoff Cranberry Vodka. The second wiseman brought the gift of strangeness. He waved his hands over Laura and said, "This child is fucking weird. She will only get weirder with age." The third wiseman gave Laura the gift of phenomenal rapping skills. Little did the wiseman know that Laura would go on to produce some of the biggest hits of our time, "Bia Bia" and "United States of Whatever." Laura currently resides in Graceland with Elvis.
"That girl over there is soooo wasted."
"Yeah, I know. That's just Laura Trunx."
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"That girl over there is soooo wasted."
"Yeah, I know. That's just Laura Trunx."
