Laurabeth

What is Laurabeth?


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1. A really curvy/ hot/smokin' girl, generally with long, curly, dark brown hair and typically Jewish. However, she tends to perform sickening acts of kindness, and enjoys dedicating disgusting amounts of time to saving orphan children in third-world countries. Because of this, she may make you want to kill yourself, but in the end, you realize that she's probably going to get that Georgetown spot over you, and you go and cry yourself to sleep.

2. A man-eater and or sexpot.

3. Complete memory loss/diminished attention span.

Guy: Check out the ass on that girl! Damn, she's superfine.

Girl: Don't waste your time, she's busy instating a stable government in Zimbabwe.

Guy: Dude, I totally pegged her as a Laurabeth!

See girl, hot, curvacious, perfect, overachiever, competitive


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