What is Laura-itis?
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A disease caused by jealousy, lack of mental stability, and stupidity.
Symptoms: Following innocent, pretty, young ladies into bathrooms with cronies to giggle and mock, shortness, speech impediments, calling unavailable, young men to bitch, lack of tolerance to rejection, and may cause severe lying and bad looks.
"Oh Em Gee, that girl's developing a bad case of Laura-itis."
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Something that must be worn with a sporty frock coat, preferably by a nervous, pacing fellow named Dennis.
Ye arrive at DENNIS....obvio..
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A friend who only answers your phone calls or only calls you when there anytime minutes have kicked in. I.E. Does not deem you important..
