What is Laura-itis?
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A disease caused by jealousy, lack of mental stability, and stupidity.
Symptoms: Following innocent, pretty, young ladies into bathrooms with cronies to giggle and mock, shortness, speech impediments, calling unavailable, young men to bitch, lack of tolerance to rejection, and may cause severe lying and bad looks.
"Oh Em Gee, that girl's developing a bad case of Laura-itis."
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something you do in shot put when you roll the balls back to the throwers.
At the track meet today I shagged balls.
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tieing the knot before trying it out.
What a churchy, she totally believes in presexual marriage...
