Laura-itis

What is Laura-itis?


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A disease caused by jealousy, lack of mental stability, and stupidity.

Symptoms: Following innocent, pretty, young ladies into bathrooms with cronies to giggle and mock, shortness, speech impediments, calling unavailable, young men to bitch, lack of tolerance to rejection, and may cause severe lying and bad looks.

"Oh Em Gee, that girl's developing a bad case of Laura-itis."

See idiot, retard, insane, waddle, tore up from the floor up


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