What is Laura-itis?
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A disease caused by jealousy, lack of mental stability, and stupidity.
Symptoms: Following innocent, pretty, young ladies into bathrooms with cronies to giggle and mock, shortness, speech impediments, calling unavailable, young men to bitch, lack of tolerance to rejection, and may cause severe lying and bad looks.
"Oh Em Gee, that girl's developing a bad case of Laura-itis."
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A feeling of ultimate embarrassment. Ten million times stronger than plain ol' embarrassment.
When the store clerk declined my cre..
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Someone who gets it in the booty enough to were there ass bleeds, mostly referred to homos.
"Gawd, will you quit crying about you..
