What is Lauranda?
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Is a name of the most beautiful of all Eskimo Princesses. She has unspeakable magic powers and can read the minds of suitable men. Her sexual powers are second to none.
Lauranda's are a rare breed with few examples. There are currently none recorded in the history of man (or woman) with her likeness. She is unique.
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Farting in someone's face
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inability to function properly
She blew me so hard I was completely unfunctionable for hours afterwards.
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