What is Lauraphobia?
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lauraphobia is the irrational fear of cheese and milk, often covered up by victims as lactose intolerance.lauraphobia is a very hard to trace illness as few people have it. if someone with lauraphobia says they are allegic to cheese or milk they are lieing and should be shouted at or excluded from the group, untill such time that they have recovered and realise cheese isnt scary. lauraphobics will avoid pizza, and sausage, bacon and cheese butties on a mega with red sause at all costs. they drink soya milk which smells like coffee liquer and piss, and tastes worse.
liar "eeewww its got cheese on it, i cant have cheese"
normal person"why not"
liar" coz im alergic to it"
normal "youvegot lauraphobia you freak, gtfo
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at this point rational conversation with the victim is unatainable as they refuse to admit there fear of cheese and milk.
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