Laurels

What is Laurels?


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Old definition: One's past accomplishments

New Definition: The male testes

Old example: You shouldn't rest on your laurels.

New Example: 1. Oh no, he got hit right in the laurels.

2. Man, my laurels ITCH so bad.

See testes, testicles, balls, sack, jewels


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