Laurinaitis

What is Laurinaitis?

1. n. A disease which often affects quarterbacks and other offensive players from teams that play the Ohio State Buckeyes. Often causes Hartfailure.

2. v. To get pummeled into the ground or sacked in a very aggressive, wrestler style way.

1. "Mike Hart has a disease! And it's called Laurinaitis!"

2. "Drew Tate just got Laurinaitised and he ain't gettin up!"

See linebacker, disease, buckeyes

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