Laurizzle

What is Laurizzle?


1.

when a horny girl farts on the mans penis.

Man: "oh baby that feels sooo good."

*pfffft*

Woman: "OH MAN!!! WOOPS!!! I LAURIZZLED!"

Man: "well at least you are horny!"

See fart, queef, sex, lauren, vagina


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