Laurmus Edit Meaning

1. pissed as a fucking newt.. Drunk falling down drunk (you get the idea) British/Canadian slang I was paafn on My Flight home yeste..

1. An expression taken from an old, old joke that describes a persons failure to grasp the obvious or demonstrate such intellectual ineptit..

1. A very soft and fluffy vagina, possibly used as food. "Oh wow, look at those vagina marshmellows on the field." "Damn, ..